2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 7,000 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 12 years to get that many views.

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Thanks for reading. Thanks for following. May 2013 be the best year ever for you and your loved ones.

 

6:28 AM – Night still shrouds the day

Severn Sound Sunrise

Severn Sound Sunrise

The trees outside my window are stripped of leaves. Rain has been splattering the pane for half the night. The breeze seeking the warmth of my study is gentle, crisp and damp. Fall is upon us, winter not far off.

I write best in the dark. If not best, with greater ease. The dark strips my mind of the inessential, pushing truth and fear to the fore. Facing down the fear is possible with a keyboard, even a sticky one, at my fingertips.

WordPress makes recommendations – the automation of writing. Because I used the verb shroud, WP delivers nouns to add as tags: Turin Shroud, Jesus, Denmark,  and Catholic Church. None of the nouns are relevant to my purpose, today. Neither is the automation.

I want to empty my brain into this blank field, eradicating the fear, to leave me open and ready for the possibilities that only day can bring. Night is about what was. Day is about what is. What will be: That is left to the mind.

Posit: Managing Expectations is a Form of Sabotage

OWS/Zuccotti Park, Oct 2011 - 27

OWS/Zuccotti Park, Oct 2011 - 27 (Photo credit: Ed Yourdon)

You are about to make a change in your two-year old’s routine. A few days before the change, you begin a conversation intended to prepare your daughter for the twist. You are managing her expectations.  Good parenting, right?

At work, a change is required that involves someone who does not readily embrace alteration. Just as you would with your two-year old, you begin foreshadowing the event. If you know the reluctant colleague well, perhaps you will package the announcement so that it is palatable. You are managing expectations. Good management, right? Not always.

Managing expectations can sabotage a business, because a synonym for managing expectations is sin of omission. Inevitably a vital fact is left out, compounding as the management of expectations moves up the corporate ladder. The C-Suite cannot manage a business effectively if the data on which they make decisions are flawed.

I posit that establishing expectations [i.e. full disclosure] will be more beneficial to the bottom line because the data will be richer and reliable.

The same principle applies to travel recommendations. Managing expectations leads to disappointing hotels and higher costs. Establishing expectations that match reality will deliver great word of mouth and a profit.

Maybe we can’t blame this on the lawyers

Raise the Roof is a public service campaign, designed to increase the sale of toques. By putting a new hat on your head, you are contributing to a fund that puts a new roof over the heads of those who need it most. Good cause. Pretty good hat.

The spot playing on television uses a quirky sense of humour to capture a potential purchaser’s attention. A youngster with a cold sore on her mouth and eating a tuna sandwich and wearing a toque is in a laundromat. The woman she is with is doing laundry and sipping from a water container.  The woman shares the water bottle with the youngster who takes a sip, putting cold sore and stinky washback on the bottle’s neck.

Only last night I noticed a disclaimer t in the bottom right hand corner that stated – we should not share water bottles with people with cold sores. That was the straw that drove this camel back to WordPress. What has happened to the intelligence of our species that we need to tell people not to do stupid things when we make advertisements that are over the top?

Have you seen the Nissan ad, with Bobby Downey Jr. narrating? The one with the truck that snowboards down a mountainside. That was a creative way to demonstrate that the truck is rugged and fun. That ad has a disclaimer that states clearly that the truck cannot be used as a snowboard. Implied is the word stupid, or at least I finish the disclaimer every time I read it with stupid.

If the lawyers think that disclaimers are necessary that means that someone somewhere stupidly attempted the action they saw depicted. I guess we can’t blame the lawyers. I think, however, that the gene pool needs a thorough cleaning. Pool boy!

2011 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 5,400 times in 2011. If it were a NYC subway train, it would take about 5 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.